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Author Topic: Childbirth at 65  (Read 1180 times)
Judy Loux
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« on: September 10, 2008, 04:53:39 pm »

With  all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was  discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to  visit.

'May  I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not  yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while  first.'

Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'  

'No,  not yet,' She said.

After  another few minutes had elapsed,

I  asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No,  not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I  asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'  she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have  to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT  HIM, O.K.?!!


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geminigirl
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 10:24:02 am »

Oh that did make me chuckle.  I wasn't expecting that!

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