twhfan
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« on: January 10, 2005, 07:18:22 pm » |
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The Honeymoon
A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
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countrigal
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2005, 08:53:22 pm » |
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LOL Took me a minute, but I got it and loved it! What a great stress-relieving laugh it gave me too! Thanks for sharing this beaut. I'm going to forward it to my hubby too. CountriGal Peer Moderator
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diamondlady
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2005, 08:59:13 pm » |
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I don't think I quite got it. It's Monday.
Diamondlady fka chris68 Peer Moderator
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spitfire78
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2005, 09:25:28 pm » |
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Took me a few seconds too - and I'm a rider! Think bridle (as in horses) instead of bridal (as in brides)
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diamondlady
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2005, 09:27:28 pm » |
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LOL! Call it a slow Monday. My brain is fried after working on houses all weekend. Housing is turning into my other occupation on the weekends. YUCK! Can I just sell my house now so this can be all over with? Thanks for the clarification. LOL!  Diamondlady fka chris68 Peer Moderator
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editoruk
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2005, 01:02:43 pm » |
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I'm with you Countrigal - it took a couple of reads, but I laughed out loud in the end!
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jane10
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2005, 01:17:32 pm » |
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Excellent - thanks!
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