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I found this on a carrier bag from Woolworth's:
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go on ahead.
Anyone else got any more groaners?
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2004, 05:47:42 pm » |
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I like that one.
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radaro
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2004, 06:06:45 pm » |
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From my six year old (and he's got plenty):
What do you call a camel in the desert?
Lost
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bethalize
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2004, 01:25:33 pm » |
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What is a sea monster's favourite food?
Fish and Ships.
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2004, 09:12:32 am » |
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Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A; You 'neek up on it.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2004, 05:19:21 pm » |
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What did the '0' say to the '8'?
That's a nice belt you've got there!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2004, 06:14:47 pm » |
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Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
(7 ate 9)
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radaro
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2004, 06:39:30 pm » |
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What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Knock! Knock!
(Who's there)
Water
(Water who)
Water you doing?
I've got hundreds that my children torture me with on a regular basis.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2004, 01:01:40 pm » |
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Apologies - this is my teenage sons favourite
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2004, 05:04:34 pm » |
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A little off color: What do you see when the Pilsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.  |
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« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2004, 02:27:38 am » |
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam!   semaxwell1  |
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2004, 04:08:59 pm » |
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This one always gets me...
Why have gorillas got big nostrils?
Because they’ve got big fingers :0)
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2004, 04:37:28 pm » |
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Since we are now going into the "off-colour" area:
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits your windsheild?
His a**hole
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2004, 05:23:33 pm » |
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Back to the groaners - we had our Christmas lunch today (2003's Christmas lunch not 2004 - that's still to come) and the 'joke' in my cracker was: Q: If two's company and three's a crowd, what is four and five? A: Nine  |
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