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Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which
people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their
personalities. Choose which method best describes your
favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each
bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with
abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with
some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No
one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4
billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way.
Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not
to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very
tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail
with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive
and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if
you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get
your work done quickly. You always have a million things to
do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and
suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you
good.
5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up
beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and
rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total
denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a
propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have
a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
things apart to find out how they work, though not always
able to put them back together, so you destroy all the
evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when
things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit
deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You
are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take
what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy,
selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be
ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got
yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from
small furry animals and seek professional medical help -
immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular
and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things
have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a
prim.
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chris68
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2002, 07:59:45 pm » |
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Okay what if I'm two 5 & 6 both. I like to dunk them but not til' I've twisted them apart and eaten out all of the icing in the middle, YUM! Big tall glass of milk to go with it, YUMMY! Chris68
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phoenix55
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2002, 08:10:50 pm » |
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Chris, I think that means you take drugs and lie about it and believe your lies because you're in total denial!
I'm #5.
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2002, 08:14:24 pm » |
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I am # 6
Laura
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countrigal
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2002, 08:51:55 pm » |
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Used to be a #6, but now I'm a #2, with occassional throw-backs to #6 (eat a bite, dunk part of cookie, take another bite...yummy!) But mostly I just take bite after bite, enjoying each mouthful of cookie. Just call me a plain jane, in there with all those millions of bland people.  CountriGal
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chris68
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2002, 08:54:17 pm » |
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Phoenix, Think that's what it means? Just thought I was abnormal, course my family could tell ya that anyway!  Chris68
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donnap99
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2002, 09:06:25 pm » |
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I'm a #6, but actually a closet #7. If I can get away with it. If someone won't see the cookies I toss - Ew! - you know what I mean - then I'd much rather just eat the pure sugar filling! Does anyone have a recipe for how to make that filling? I should just make up a bucket of it, keep it in the refrigerator, and take a fingerful when I feel like it. Ahhh... what an idea! DonnaP99 |
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Jackie G
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2002, 10:30:39 pm » |
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Hi Somehow, Oreos just don't quite taste the same in the UK, although we can now buy them here in the supermarket. I used to eat them straight from the freezer when I stayed with my friend in LA - is there a category for that?!  Jackie www.iqps.org
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2002, 11:36:31 pm » |
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Now I'm convinced that I have multiple personalities -- if I've been known to enjoy all the ways (numbers 1 thru 9) then I guess the Oreo Personality test proved I'm multiple personalities...  SNA |
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ozbound
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2002, 07:30:43 pm » |
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I, too, seem to have this multiple personality disorder--at least numbers 1-6 all apply to me--and to top it off, now all 6 of my personalities are craving Oreos!! So now I will probably go to the snack machine and buy a bag of mini-Oreos and eat each one a different way. |
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2002, 02:30:58 pm » |
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Uh-oh, I'm #10--I just don't care very much for oreos. Now, give me a bag of Chips Ahoy (the originals), and katie bar the door...  |
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