Expressions

[northcarolina]

I know you've all probably seen this before - but there are a couple of new ones on here I wanted to share.



GE - # 13 made me think of you.



My favorites are: #1, #4, #5, #8, 12, 15, 16, 20, 21 and the one that best describes me (this week anyway!) is #23!





XPRESSIONS FOR A HIGH STRESS DAY

1. You - Off my planet

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

6. I'm not crazy, Ive just been in a very bad mood for 30 yrs.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

16. You say I'm a b*** like it's a bad thing.  

17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

19. Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.

20. Earth is full. Go home.

21. Is it time for your medication or mine?

22. How do I set a laser printer to stun.

23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.