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northcarolina
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« on: October 06, 2000, 08:06:49 am » |
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on
her chair and starts shouting: I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?" "What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person ... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general ... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
nc
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bethanial
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2000, 08:24:17 am » |
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LOL, nc. My favorite blonde joke is:
What do you call two smart blondes?
The correct answer: a pair of golden retrievers.
My answer: The valedictorian and salutatorian of my high school graduating class. We were both natural blondes!
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elleny
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2000, 03:49:40 pm » |
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This is my favorite:
This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.
She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field. "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?"
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field. "It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name."
The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at blonde in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your tail!"
Ellen (come on 5:30) in TX
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jadegrniiz
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2000, 04:35:37 pm » |
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As a young blonde sitting here at my desk reading that joke... I found myself cheering for that poor blonde in the audience (gosh, it's SO true, too!)
too bad she had to be such a ditz!!!
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bethalize
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2000, 04:20:23 am » |
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41! . The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replied:
"Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41?"
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bethanial
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2000, 06:54:39 am » |
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A blonde joke I finally like! Yeah, Liz!
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