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radaro
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« on: September 05, 2001, 01:43:57 pm » |
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coffee (n.), person who is coughed upon.
flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
abdicate (v.), to give up hope of having a flat stomach.
esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
negligent (adj.), condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your underwear.
lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up when
run over by a steamroller.
balderdash (n.), rapidly receding hairline.
testicle (n.), humorous question on an exam.
rectitude (n.), formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist before examining you.
oyster (n.), person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
circumvent (n.), opening in the front of boxer shorts.
pokemon (n), Jamaican proctologist.
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northcarolina
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2001, 05:20:59 pm » |
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Radar - I LOVE these - especially flabbergasted!
nc
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