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« on: October 31, 2000, 11:52:23 am » |
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"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.
Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said I had to be 'cause they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
We childproofed our home 3 years ago, but they're still getting in!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children when you wanted to.
Who are these nasty kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool Mom.
I love to give homemade gifts...which one of my kids do you want?
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Learn from your parents' mistakes--use birth control.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time every day.
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northcarolina
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2000, 12:52:12 pm » |
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LOVE it!
If you don't mind, I'd love to copy it to share with some other parents I know!!
nc
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juspeachy
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2000, 10:55:30 am » |
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Be my guest. I got it from someone who e-mailed it to me.
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