Definitions

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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.



BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.



CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.



CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.



DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.



EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.



GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.



HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.



INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.



MYTH: A female moth.



MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.



RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.



SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.



SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.



TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.



TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.



YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

 

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These are too funny!!



Thanks for making my Monday...



Laura

[countrigal]

I loved these!!!  They really picked up my Wednesday.  I can't believe that it's already November though... where's the year going?  Does it know something that we don't that is making it flee so fast???