Polite Responses for Ugly Gifts

[blufire21]

1.  "This'll be perfect for wearing around the basement!"

2.  "Gosh.  I hope this never catches fire!  It is fire season, though."

3.  "If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!"

4.  "I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire."

5.  "Sadly, tororrow I enter the Witness Protection Program.?

6.  "And to think I got this the year I vowed to donate all my gifts to charity!"

7.  "I really don't deserve this."

Ellen in TX

[superninjaadmin]

**giggle**    I'll have to remember to use those excuses next time....

SNA