An actual auction

[fireproof]

This is the text from an ACTUAL AUCTION that my company ran for employees:

We have the following vehicles and equipment to be auctioned.

ITEM # License#

1)   9655CL      1989 Ford Ranger, extended cab, 4x4, AT, runs, Has transmission problem. DO NOT TEST DRIVE.

2)   5296CJ      1988 Ford F150 4x2, AT, runs

3)   3761CK      1989 Ford F250, 4x4, AT, Runs, but sometimes dies and won't restart until it feels like it.

4)   5141CN      1990 Ford F150, 4x2, AT, runs

5)   2069BY      1984 Chevy C10, 4x2, runs

6)   4085DK      1997 Ford F250, 4x4, AT, runs, has drivetrain problem, twisted driveline, suspect transfer case is siezed.
         DO NOT TEST DRIVE

7)   BWL139   1985 Ford Tempo, manual xmsn, runs

   Set of 4 used manlift tires. Not suitable for manlift. Located next to the Mechanics    shop

[superninjaadmin]

LOL!!  Very funny - especially cuz it's true!  **GIGGLE**

SNA

[laundryhater]

Let us know if any of them sell - be interesting to know.

[fireproof]

Yeah - everything sold (prices are confidential).  Guys are guys, after all!