Two today

First one, my bossie, rang IT, PC does not work (read here ranting and raving also) - after getting him to do this and that, find out that his screen is turned off (something he never does). Problem sorted. However, am keeping quiet

that it was me who turned screen off previous evening after being on there
Second one, me, busy shredding and it jammed. No amount of pushing or pulling could get it going again. Rang estates who deal with this sort of thing - first question they ask me "did you put paper in it" - I say "yes" with a puzzled voice - (thinking, what else do people use these things for?

) - they say, well there's your problem. We'll come over to sort it. Seriously. Still trying to work it out.