TX vs Terrorism

[blufire21]

> Letter to the DENTON RECORD CHRONICLE from Dwight Crawford Sr. of
Sanger, Texas:
> >
> > TERRORISM-WHAT IS THAT?
> >
   I get a big laugh at the dialogue of Osama bin
> > Laden, the Taliban,
> > politicians, and the news media. They say terrorists
> > will hit us again
> > in the oncoming weeks and months. What a joke!
> > You have a better chance of getting killed on
> > Interstate 35E than by a
> > terrorist.
> >       Osama has probably seen 100 degree plus
> > summers in Afghanistan,
> > but he doesn't have fire ants to go with it. If he
> > did he wouldn't be sleeping
> > on the ground in his cave. He talks of pain and
> > suffering he is going to inflict on us.
> >  He doesn't know what pain is until he gets kicked
> > by a
> > green broke, two year old colt in a freezing rain.
> > Germ warfare? Texas
> > ticks will give you Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever and
> > Lyme disease,
> > blister beetles kill your horse, green bugs destroy
> > a
> > wheat crop, and termites eat your house. Anthrax has
> > killed Texas cattle
> > for over 125 years.
> > What's new?
> >       Our prairie dogs carry the plague, armadillos
> > carry leprosy, and
> > our bats and skunks carry rabies. We have
> > rattlesnakes, copperheads,
> >  and water moccasins. Ho-hum.
> >       They talk of gas and biological warefare. They
> > have never pulled
> > in behind a cattle truck while it's raining, or
> > ridden in the front seat of
> >  a pick-up between two cowboys after they just eaten
> > a big bowl of Texas Red.
> >       Texas ain't for sissies! We have posted signs
> > all over the state
> > that say "Don't mess with Texas!" Osama, consider
> > yourself warned!


Ellen in TX

[countrigal]

 I like it... and so many other states could say the same things.

CountriGal
Deskdemon Editorial Board Member