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tnvolgalcps
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« on: June 27, 2001, 11:20:13 am » |
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Don't know if this has ever been posted but I keep a copy taped next to my monitor. It keeps me focused...and makes me laugh.
1. You - Off my planet.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made...others will be blamed.
5. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
6. Allow me to introduce myselves.
7. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
8. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
9. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
10. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
11. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
12. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
13. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?\
14. I just want revenge? Is that so wrong?
15. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
16. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
17. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
18. Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is done.
19. Earth is full...go home.
20. Is it time for your medication or mine?
21. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
22. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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chris68
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2001, 12:18:10 am » |
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I love this and latley so many of these sound so familiar.
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
Chris68
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Katie G
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2001, 01:44:20 pm » |
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Loved #2! Haven't heard that one before!
And I seem to run into at least one person a day to whom #19 seems eerily appropriate.
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