A caring friend sent these to me and I thought I'd share... For those bosses that nothing else fits.
From: The Dilbert.Com Short List (
www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/lotd/)
(Highlights from the Dilbert.com List of the Day)
Top 20 Greeting Cards You'd Like to Send for Boss's Day
1. Get Smart Soon
- Anonymous
2. Roses are red, violets are blue. When the @#^$% do I get last year's review?
- Far behind the cost of living
3. I thought I'd send you candy or maybe some roses/Instead I've got the negatives of you in embarrassing poses! (I get my raise WHEN?)
- Miltonburro-bert
4. I just want to let you know how much I appreciate you. But I really need the job.
- Hmm
5. Happy Boss's day! You've won a one way trip to Siberia for the Really Interesting Technology Show.
- And don't come back
6. Roses are red, violets are blue. We know what WE'RE doing, wish you had a clue.
- Outaherebert
7. Perjury was oh so fun. Your lies were just the tops! I hope you do enjoy the run -- from California cops!
- Anonymously Mailed the Proof Yesterday - Bert
8. To become rich turn over. On other side: To become rich turn over.
- Busy for hours
9. Roses are red, Violets are blue, this place would be better, if it didn't have you.
- Bertfellow
10. Spring hath sprung/The grass has riz/ I wonder where my raises is.
- Poet-bert
11. FALSE: Thanks for being there when we needed you.
- doctor
12. Roses are red, violets are black./ Please take the job offer/ and do not come back.
- Dorothy_but_not_from_Kansas
13. The CEO promoted me, For my lucrative stock tip. I'm now your boss. Here's your pink slip.
- Birbert
14. Roses are red, violets are blue, let me put that in a spreadsheet for you.
- Web Guy
15. One that says, "Thanks for being such a great boss. We appreciate your caring and common sense." Wouldn't it be great if I could legitimately send a card like that?
- As if
16. Roses are red, violets are blue, one of us is a moron, and I think it's you.
- Benbert
17. Your incessant buzzwords, I never will miss. I'm giving my notice. Synergize *this.*
- Birdbert
18. Sorry about your loss.
- I quit!
19. We decided the entire department should band together and do something extravagant to celebrate your administrative talents...WE QUIT!
- Drone
20. None. Every day is boss's day.
- CrabCakes
