UNUSUAL PET

[Judy Loux]

I thought we all needed a little giggle!



This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if



he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner



that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.



After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which



came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the



box back home, found a good location for the box, and



decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar



to have a drink.



He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to



Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer



from his new pet.



This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and



then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having



a drink with me?"



But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.



So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the



situation.  He decided to ask him one more time; this time



putting his face up against the centipede's house and



shouting, "Hey, in there!  Would you like to go to Frank's



place and have a drink with me?"



A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first



time!  I'm putting on my shoes."



DDiva

[chris68]

Thanks for the laugh!  Too cute!      



Chris68