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Author Topic: Bin Laden Q&A  (Read 5146 times)
ocblnd
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« on: October 17, 2001, 01:12:29 pm »

Q:  What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

A:  Nothing, YET! ! !



Q:  How do you play Taliban Bingo?

A:  B-52...F-16...B-1....



Q:  What is the Taliban's national bird?

A:  Duck



Q:  How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A:  Both look out their windows and see Rubble.



Q:  Why does the Afghan Navy have glass bottom boats?

A:  So they can see their Air Force.



Q:  What does Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?

A:  They both want to know where those Tomahawks are  

      coming from !



Q:  What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket  

      of poop?

A:  The bucket.



Q:  What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A:  two days
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countrigal
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2001, 01:18:21 pm »

Ok, this might be questionable but I laughed... I liked it.  Better than some of the "jokes" I've seen come across my e-mail, not as *heavy* and quite cute in some ways (I really liked the Bingo one).  Thanks for sharing it with me.    
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2001, 01:23:48 pm »

CG, I'll agree with ya there!  The Bingo and Flinstone lines are too cute.  Can't resist...with things the way they are a good laugh is always good.



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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2001, 10:35:53 am »

Oh that's funny!



Today the Afghanistani government announced that if the U.S. didn't cease bombing Afghanistan they would cut off our supply of convenience store clerks.



lol  
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2001, 11:01:44 am »

Oh, laundryhater, that's just terrible!  And here I thought they came from India or Pakistan...  



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