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« on: June 29, 2012, 09:34:33 am » |
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TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"Amen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
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countrigal
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2012, 02:49:43 pm » |
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LOL Think I may use some of these!  |
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diamondlady
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 06:43:42 pm » |
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Love it, thanks for the needed laugh today...
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