Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon and
there was ONLY one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box
the month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget
about it.
The next month I go back to the cupboard.....and VOILA....there is only
ONE tampon left again. What's going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the
store and buy another box, and forget about it.
WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and LOW and
BEHOLD....at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators
and the tampons themselves. I am starting to FREAK!!! Dear God, what
are they doing with them?
??
I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can
handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind.
I'm thinking, "Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR
THERAPY?"
I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two youngest sons to
"COME HERE!!!!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring into the
bottom of their closet.
I said "What are you doing with THOSE? THOSE are MINE!"
My 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the headlights and is
silent.
My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well, Mom, we were
playing with our G.I. Joe's and stuff... and THOSE make really good
SCUD missiles... What do YOU use them for?"
"NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"
