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« on: September 26, 2001, 08:05:29 am » |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't co-operate with me;
The way you let the shadows play,
You'd think my hair was getting grey
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in;
If you persist in peering so,
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight,
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;
I'm really quite upset with you,
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise...
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans,
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
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radaro
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2001, 08:38:17 am » |
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Exactly! My jeans don't look the way they used to BC (Before Children) and it's all the mirror's fault!
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chris68
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2001, 08:41:38 am » |
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Too cute and too true!
Thanks.
Chris68
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tlc2559
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2001, 07:38:18 am » |
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Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!! Whew! I thought it was me!!!
I have been meaning to get a new mirror.....
tlc
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countrigal
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2001, 09:51:05 am » |
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Dang, must be a mirror conspiracy! Mine is doing the same thing.
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