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radaro
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« on: October 03, 2001, 08:04:04 am »

Our radio station was doing "why did the (blank) cross the road?" type jokes this morning and one of the callers had this one:



Why did the hedgehog cross the road?



To see his flat mate.  



(Okay, I thought it was cute)
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2001, 08:08:03 am »

 



Guess I'm in dire need of the laughs because I thought this was cute too!    I like it! I like it!  (hint of Mikey, from Life cereal)
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2001, 11:04:22 am »

Cover your ears if you're squeamish



(((I know that punchline as "to show he had guts".)))



Okay, you can come out now.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2001, 11:29:53 am »

HeeHee!  Shouldn't that be cover your eyes if your squeamish?  



It's a little crude but how about:



What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits your windshield?



His @**hole
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2001, 02:01:40 pm »

Radar, that one was old when my granny was a lass, but I'm still over here buried in my piles of paper giggling uncontrollably....



oh well, at least it's mid-week.  Thanks for the boost.

 
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2001, 03:29:48 pm »

How about the country song... forget which female sang it... Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug....



Seems so fitting to my life.



 
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2001, 05:12:52 pm »

CG,



Your CM fan to the rescue here, it was Mary Chapin Carpenter, and your right very fitting  



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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2001, 08:12:18 am »

Thanks Chris... I was hoping you'd know who I meant.
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