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« on: October 07, 2003, 10:10:58 am » |
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Sorry - here's another bad joke from a man:
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked,"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen
into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down
into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the
Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came
up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.Again, the
woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again an came up with an iron
axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The
Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep,
and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutter was
walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lordagain appeared and asked him, "Why are you
crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down
into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the
Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied!
That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is
a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would
have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you
would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given
me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all
three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez." The moral of this
story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and
for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
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