Healthy Insanity

[gingertea]

I think this is one of those insane lists Jackie was thinking of (her reply in the "Children" joke)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And
> Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
> Fries With That.
>
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
> Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual
> Favors"
>
> 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The
> Prophecy."
>
> 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
> Answer.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
> Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
> Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Co-Workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
> "Rock Hard".
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
> Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
> Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
>
> And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
>
> 20. Send This E-Mail To Someone To Make Them Smile & Its Called
> Therapy...

[Jackie G]

Gingertea, that's exact it, don't you love these?!

Jackie, Peer Moderator
www.iqps.org

[sobriquetnic]

These make me smile so much every time!  Thank you!