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radaro
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« on: August 29, 2001, 08:55:26 am » |
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1: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3: A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4: Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
5: Back up my hard drive? How do you put it in reverse?
6:I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7: When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8: Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
9: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11: He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
12: She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June flower.
13: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
14: I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
15: Honk if you love peace and quiet.
16: Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
17: Despite the cost of living, have you noticed that it remains popular.
18: Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
19: It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
20 Just remember..... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
21 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
22: It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
end, some would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
23: You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
24: Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.
25: If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
26: The things that come to those who wait are left there by the ones who got there first.
27: LBJ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
28: Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
29: Shin: A device for finding furniture.
30: A fine is a Tax for doing wrong. A tax is a Fine for doing
well.
31: It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
32: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since no one listens.
33: I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few.
34: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
35: When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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countrigal
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2001, 09:10:19 am » |
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I like these... and #16 is my favorite. Anyone know where I can get that on a bumper sticker?
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tlc2559
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2001, 09:17:33 am » |
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thanks for sharing, Radar!
tlc
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whitesatin
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2001, 10:47:58 am » |
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Too funny Radar! I love the one, "When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty." Who thinks up these things? Thanks for the laughs!
WhiteSatin
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