Christmas Cookies

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I do not know if Jose Cuervo Tequila is marketed in the UK --

In case you lost your recipe  from last year...

       
Jose  Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1  cup of water

1 tsp baking  soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp  salt

1 cup or brown  sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup  nuts

2 cups of dried  fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo  Tequila


Sample  the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large  bowl,

check the Cuervo again, to be sure it  is of the highest quality,

pour one level cup  and drink.


Turn on the electric mixer.  Beat one cup of butter

in a large fluffy  bowl.


Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

it's best to make sure the Cuervo is  still ok, try another

cup just in case.


Turn off the mixerer thingy.


Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

of dried  fruit.


Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.


Mix on the turner.


If  the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

it loose with a drewscriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.


Next, sift two cups of  salt, or something. Who geeves

a sheet. Check  the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and

strain your nuts.


Add one table.


Add a spoon of sugar, or  sometink. Whatever you can

find.


Greash the oven.


Turn  the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to  fall

over.


Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally,  throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.


Cherry Mistmas !

[JessW]

[PAUSE WHILE I TRY TO STOP CRYING!]

Hilarious!  Love it!  Made my day! 

[JessW]

Sorry, forgot to say:

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
floor!

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