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JessW
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« on: January 25, 2011, 02:48:46 pm »

The Off-Side Rule in Football (soccer to those over the pond!):

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

I know this is very simplistic, however almost accurate!  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 02:56:23 pm »

OMG we were just talking about this yesterday after the blunder of those two half-wits on Sky at the weekend.

Thanks Jess, I've passed it on for a laugh!  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 09:27:39 pm »

Brilliant, and I know so many men who think they know, but they don't!, the offside rule.

As for those two eejits, one's been sacked, t'other's on what we call a shoogly peg. (ie a wobbly peg, or coathook, meaning that one more transgression and he may be sacked too)

One can only hope that this high profile sacking does something to raise the profile that sexist comments and attitudes are still rife - sadly!
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