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dragonladybug
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ACHIEVING 103%
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October 11, 2001, 08:15:42 am »
We have all been to those meetings where the boss asks us to give "more than 100%."
Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How do we measure 100%? And perhaps more importantly, how do we measure MORE than 100%?
IF -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then -
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
But -
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
However -
B U L L S H * T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
Any questions?
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chris68
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October 11, 2001, 08:28:05 am »
Oh I love this, thanks!
Chris68
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mlm668
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October 11, 2001, 01:51:54 pm »
This is great and definately worth printing out and sharing.
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whitesatin
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October 11, 2001, 03:17:12 pm »
Well, the math certainly adds up!
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