The Diva's Prayer

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Armani,
which art in Hermes,
hallowed be thy Gucci,
thy Cartier watch,
thy Prada bag,
on Rodeo,
as it is in Tiffany's.

Give us this day
our Visa Platinum
and forgive us this overdraft,
As we forgive those
who decline our
Mastercard.

Lead us not into JC Penney,
And deliver us from Nordstrom.

For thine
Is the Chanel,
the Escada
and the Versace,
for Dolce and Gabbana…

Amex!