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radaro
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« on: October 11, 2001, 09:46:52 am »
Five cannibals get appointed as technical staff members in a consulting company.  During the welcoming ceremony the boss says:



"You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't eat any of the other employees".



The cannibals promised not to eat anyone.



Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.  However, one of our support staff has disappeared, do any of you know what happened to her?"  The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing person.



After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:



"Which of you idiots ate the assistant?"



A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says:



"You fool!  For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the assistant!"
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2001, 09:59:09 am »
     



Behind every good leader is a good assistant I always say!



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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2001, 12:29:10 am »
Of course the assistant was the first to be missed!  There was no one to put paper in the copy machine.  
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2001, 01:25:30 pm »
I agree Dragonladybug!  No wonder  !
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2001, 02:09:18 pm »
I've also sent it on to my bosses.    
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2001, 02:51:07 pm »
BRA-VO!
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2001, 09:34:27 pm »
Cute, I needed a laugh - its 9:31 at NIGHT and I am patiently waiting outside a closed door meeting, wishing to be at home on my couch watching Must See TV (husband is nice enough to be hope taping it).



Falling asleep at my pc, Kellye
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2001, 12:44:27 am »
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! That is SO funny!
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