Polish Divorce

[duque]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
 
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
 
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
 
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
 
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
 
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
 
L: I mean.  What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
 
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
 
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
 
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
 
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
 
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
 
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me.  She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.  I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
 
 

[gee4]

Ha Ha...nice one! 

[JessW]

  Brilliant! had to share it!