Title: How To Clean Your Toilet
Post by: nancyk on October 07, 2004, 04:51:47 pm
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water
in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You
may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
"rinse cycle".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Nancy
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water
in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You
may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
"rinse cycle".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Nancy
Title: Re: How To Clean Your Toilet
Post by: countrigal on October 07, 2004, 08:01:17 pm
LOL I especially like the author of the instructions -- the dog. 
Sounds like something my dogs might try.
CountriGal
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Sounds like something my dogs might try.CountriGal
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