Title: Polite Responses for Ugly Gifts
Post by: blufire21 on December 12, 2002, 04:06:48 pm
1. "This'll be perfect for wearing around the basement!"
2. "Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season, though."
3. "If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!"
4. "I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire."
5. "Sadly, tororrow I enter the Witness Protection Program.?
6. "And to think I got this the year I vowed to donate all my gifts to charity!"
7. "I really don't deserve this."
Ellen in TX
2. "Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season, though."
3. "If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!"
4. "I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire."
5. "Sadly, tororrow I enter the Witness Protection Program.?
6. "And to think I got this the year I vowed to donate all my gifts to charity!"
7. "I really don't deserve this."
Ellen in TX
Title: Re: Polite Responses for Ugly Gifts
Post by: superninjaadmin on December 12, 2002, 06:06:15 pm
**giggle** 
I'll have to remember to use those excuses next time....
SNA
I'll have to remember to use those excuses next time....SNA