Title: The Talking Dog:
Post by: Judy Loux on December 06, 2002, 09:53:35 am
A guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there..
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, learning languages, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.
So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a bunch of medals.
Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner replies, He's such a liar.
He didn't do any of that stuff he told you.
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Title: Re: The Talking Dog:
Post by: chevygirl55 on December 06, 2002, 02:00:55 pm
I have heard this joke before but I NEVER tire of hearing it or reading it. Thanks for starting my day off right!
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Title: Re: The Talking Dog:
Post by: countrigal on December 06, 2002, 03:01:58 pm
I like this one. Thanks for starting my Friday off with a laugh.CountriGal
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Title: Re: The Talking Dog:
Post by: superninjaadmin on December 06, 2002, 06:11:16 pm
ROFL! That is cute. Thanks for sharing! 
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