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     "Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.......

      Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a
      pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be
      one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."

      Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and
      handed over his money.

      "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman.
      "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until
      8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland"

      "That is remarkable value" Michael comments

      "I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of
      ours.
      That will be 3 euro please."

      O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a
      seat.
      "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2
      euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost
      you a Euro."

      "I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit
      in this frame please"
      Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he
      can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little
      frame".

      "I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra
      surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir"

      O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought
      your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't
      pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro."

      O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his
      drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to
      speak to the manager".

      "Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will
      be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage.

      "Do you know who I am?"

      "Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"

      "I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet
      drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"

      "Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him
      between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free
      phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is
      a talking charge of only 10 cent per second"

      "I will never use this bar again"

      "OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints
      for one Euro".
       
       ;)