|
Title: Update Your Thesaurus......... Post by: radaro on September 05, 2001, 01:43:57 pm coffee (n.), person who is coughed upon.
flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. abdicate (v.), to give up hope of having a flat stomach. esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. negligent (adj.), condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your underwear. lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up when run over by a steamroller. balderdash (n.), rapidly receding hairline. testicle (n.), humorous question on an exam. rectitude (n.), formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist before examining you. oyster (n.), person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. circumvent (n.), opening in the front of boxer shorts. pokemon (n), Jamaican proctologist. Title: Re: Update Your Thesaurus......... Post by: northcarolina on September 05, 2001, 05:20:59 pm Radar - I LOVE these - especially flabbergasted! nc Title: Re: Update Your Thesaurus......... Post by: laundryhater on September 06, 2001, 02:47:06 pm I laughed out loud. Thank you!
Title: Re: Update Your Thesaurus......... Post by: donnap99 on September 14, 2001, 09:03:06 am Love this!
|