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Title: Women
Post by: gee4 on March 01, 2012, 09:00:07 am
Behind every successful woman is herself

A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career

Coffee, chocolate, men.  Some things are just better rich

Warning: I have an attitude and i know how to use it

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time

Do not start with me.  You will not win

All stressed out and no one to choke

And last but not least:

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen  ;)


Title: Re: Women
Post by: JessW on March 01, 2012, 09:49:00 am
Loving it!

 ;D


Title: Re: Women
Post by: JessW on March 01, 2012, 09:50:02 am
Of course, an alternative to the first one could be:

Being every successfull woman is your mother! (after all, who would dare cross their own mother!)


Title: Re: Women
Post by: Cozwaz on March 02, 2012, 11:42:52 am
Wonder if I should forward some of those to my Ex lol